I’m only 3 pounds away from my Weight Watchers goal weight. The problem is, I’ve been between 3-5 pounds away for a few months now. I haven’t been great about counting my points, but the last couple of weeks I’ve buckled down and it seems to be working. The only problem is that I have a constant desire to eat an entire batch of brownies and/or raw cookie dough on a daily basis, so I’ve tried to find substitutes:
B: Wow. Those carrots totally satisfied my need for a giant, fudgey brownie.
T: Oh did they?
B: Totally. I am no longer in the mood for chocolate now that I’ve had my fill of rabbit food.
T: I thought you were going to add a big “NOT!” to the end of that.
T: You know, like you did when you were a teenager…..”NOT!”
B: You are so old.