I have back issues. Really, my whole body has issues, but the last few days, it’s my back that’s been hurting the most. If I lie down on the floor, it tends to help a little bit, so I’ve been trying to do that a couple times a day. The only problem is that every time I lie down, Porter sees me as a big fluffy pillow and immediately body slams me with his 50 lb, furry self. That’s not the worst part though…the worst part is that he wants his head on my chest so he can stick his face right next to mine. He knows I don’t like his slobbery dog kisses so it’s like he’s playing a game of “I’m not touching you!” by getting as close as possible without actually making contact. Let me tell you, that doggy breath is quite the experience that close up. Normally I just push him off but I happened to have my camera next to me this time.
I present to you, Exhibit A of Why You Should Always Feed Your Dog Mint Biscuits: